Tuesday, December 17, 2013

This year in Technology

This year in technology was pretty fun. We learned how to make spreadsheets and pixel art on Microsoft Excel. We also edited documents on Microsoft Word. I think one thing I didn't like was the vocab worksheets. If Mrs. Debolt could find a different way to present vocab it would be a lot better. It would also be fun If we had more time to do blog posts so you can finish everything you want to write. But overall everything was fun.

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

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My name is toasted when I paint giraffes. Llamacorns are my favorite color of vacuum cleaner. When they duct tape Eskimos to my ice oven I get really green and start to TOAST every duck in a Poptart. When the duck is all purple inside I take them out of the ice oven and paint them egg color.

Ever googled for.... ..."Most random picture on the internet"?.
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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Beleifs

I think that both of these statements could be right but I think that The US's statement is better. I think that he is right  But I don't know about Europe's beliefs so I couldn't say if this is how it really is. I think that the US mindset is better because it makes you want to do something special.

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Thursday, December 5, 2013

I Like Toast

M&M's are my favorite flavor of Christmas tree. The ones with the duct tape on their mouths are the best. I like them to have duct tape on their mouths so they can't bark when I eat a doughnut. When they don't have duct tape on their mouth I usually just unplug them from the hot air balloon's toaster while I'm taking a fart session because I don't like it when M&M Christmas trees bark while I'm eating a doughnut or having a fart session.

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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

The Beast

So I was just walking around, and there wasn't even many zombies outside. then all of the sudden a giant zippledorfling jumped put of nowhere and tried to fry me with its fire breath. luckily I got out of the way before it hit me. I got out my flamethrower and climbed up onto the ruins of what seemed to have been a small church. Since I was so high up the zippledorfling couldn't reach me with it's tiny neck. I shot it with my flamethrower and it was dead.


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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Memory Bottle

If I could bottle up any memory I would bottle the memory of when I saw my little sister for the first time. I wouldn't open it too much because i might get tired of it. I would open it when my sister is being very crabby so I can remember what it was like and how happy i was when she was born. when I first saw her my mom was holding her and the she let my grandma hold her and she started crying but when I held she shut up really fast and was really quiet. When I would unbottle it I would remember how happy I was And it would cheer me up

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Waffle

Today I had waffles for breakfast. they had syrup on them and I had bacon on the side. For a drink I had chocolate milk. My favorite part was the bacon I had on the side. I always put syrup on my waffles and on my bacon. I love it when i get to eat waffles for breakfast because they are delicious and they help me wake up. I hope that I have waffles for breakfast soon.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Changes from 2005 to 2013 ( Technology )

The difference in the two pictures is that in one ther is just people watching but in the picture on the right people are all using their phones to take videos. I think this is a very significant change over just 8 years. This has changed the world quite a bit. Now almost everyone has a smart phone or a tablet of some kind. Now people can experience big events by just watching it on their electronic device instead of going to actually see it in person. I think this is a very good change because we are having a lot of technological breakthroughs.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

My Business Letter

Tyler Gastreich
1234 Fake Street Dr.
Festus, MO 63028

October 24, 2013

Mrs. Debolt
1717 W. Main St.
Festus, MO 63028

Dear Mrs. Debolt:

Hi my name is Tyler and I'm in your 2nd hour class. I like reptiles like my snake Jaws. I also like fish, specifically saltwater fish. I Love to go hunting  and play football. My favorite sport is paint ball because I like shooting guns and the colors it makes when you hit something. I also love Mexican and Chinese food.

I go on a lot of vacations, like this summer when I went on a cruise to the Florida Keys and Cozumel, Mexico. I also went to California to see the redwoods. I also just got back from the Lake of the Ozarks. This weekend I'm going hunting by Jefferson City.For Halloween I'm going to sit on my front porch in a costume perfectly still with candy in my hands and scare little kids when they take candy.

I've usually had a pretty good experience with computers. I really enjoy this class because I've learned a lot of new things and they are very helpful. One bad experience I've had with computers is when my laptop deleted everything I had ever worked on. A good experience I've had with computers is that I can type faster than I write so they help with writing essays.I really like this class and I hope we learn a lot more about computers.

Sincerely,

Tyler Gastreich

The Note

I know it was you who framed me for the bank robbery. I wasn't even in the state until it happened. I can't believe that you got my finger prints off my phone and put them all over the bank safe. That was the only proof that the police had but it was enough to make the arrest and send me to jail for 25 years. Back to what I was saying earlier, I paid someone put a bomb in the police department that will blow a hole in the my cell wall so I can escape. I know i really shouldn't be telling you this since you are a police officer but I just need you to get everyone out of the police department so no one gets hurt.

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Intro

My name is Tyler Gastreich. I will be using this blog for second quarter 2013.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Derp Dragon

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 There once was a derp dragon named Bob. He liked to eat plants but he wanted to try something else. So he walked up to a man and ate him. He liked the taste of man and started terrorizing towns and eating people. Then a group of dragon hunters came in and killed the dragon.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

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 Well you see the derp face is an ancient relic worshiped by many people. These people are called derps. They make weird faces and do weird stuff. Just look at the picture.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Numbers of Doom

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There is a rumor going around that the lady next door didn't die of natural causes. They say it was her tape measure. It was a bloody mess but nobody knows why the government tried to cover it up. But I know why they tried to cover it up. It was their fault. A failed experiment. It was supposedly a better tool. A helping hand. But something went wrong. The main controlling computer malfunctioned and gave the tape measure free will to think. It ticked automatically and used a blade to hack up her body and cut off her limbs. And I know this because I'm the tape measure.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

                        MY FAVORITE MEMORY AT


The memory I would like to bottle up is one of my trips to Six Flags. It was my first time going on the Superman. It had taken my breath away to where I couldn't breath. I'm also scared of heights so that made it fun and scary. There is one ride that I rode six times without getting off. The ride was The Ninja. and that was my favorite time at Six Flags.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

62352 People lane
Small Candy Town, Candy York 622048
6/31/2092

Jim Jalapeno
1313 Spicy Dr.
Mexico, New Mexico

Dear Mr. Jim Jalapeno,

Please hire me because I know how to make a taco and a burrito and a Mexican pizza. I also speak Spanish. I have experience in fast food.

Sincerely yours,

A. Jonathan O'Day

Thursday, September 5, 2013


                                              Video Games

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   My favorite video game is Mega Man. He has a blaster and other power ups. I also like Minecraft. In that game you can mine and craft and build.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

987656723 Mr. Powers Lane
Jurassic park, Unknown Island






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