I Like Toast

M&M's are my favorite flavor of Christmas tree. The ones with the duct tape on their mouths are the best. I like them to have duct tape on their mouths so they can't bark when I eat a doughnut. When they don't have duct tape on their mouth I usually just unplug them from the hot air balloon's toaster while I'm taking a fart session because I don't like it when M&M Christmas trees bark while I'm eating a doughnut or having a fart session.

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