derpidy derp derp

 Well you see the derp face is an ancient relic worshiped by many people. These people are called derps. They make weird faces and do weird stuff. Just look at the picture.

Numbers of Doom

success

There is a rumor going around that the lady next door didn't die of natural causes. They say it was her tape measure. It was a bloody mess but nobody knows why the government tried to cover it up. But I know why they tried to cover it up. It was their fault. A failed experiment. It was supposedly a better tool. A helping hand. But something went wrong. The main controlling computer malfunctioned and gave the tape measure free will to think. It ticked automatically and used a blade to hack up her body and cut off her limbs. And I know this because I'm the tape measure.

                        MY FAVORITE MEMORY AT

The memory I would like to bottle up is one of my trips to Six Flags. It was my first time going on the Superman. It had taken my breath away to where I couldn't breath. I'm also scared of heights so that made it fun and scary. There is one ride that I rode six times without getting off. The ride was The Ninja. and that was my favorite time at Six Flags.

62352 People lane
Small Candy Town, Candy York 622048
6/31/2092

Jim Jalapeno
1313 Spicy Dr.
Mexico, New Mexico

Dear Mr. Jim Jalapeno,

Please hire me because I know how to make a taco and a burrito and a Mexican pizza. I also speak Spanish. I have experience in fast food.

Sincerely yours,

A. Jonathan O'Day

                                              Video Games

skins

mega blaster

   My favorite video game is Mega Man. He has a blaster and other power ups. I also like Minecraft. In that game you can mine and craft and build.

987656723 Mr. Powers Lane
Jurassic park, Unknown Island






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