Tuesday, October 29, 2013

My Business Letter

Tyler Gastreich
1234 Fake Street Dr.
Festus, MO 63028

October 24, 2013

Mrs. Debolt
1717 W. Main St.
Festus, MO 63028

Dear Mrs. Debolt:

Hi my name is Tyler and I'm in your 2nd hour class. I like reptiles like my snake Jaws. I also like fish, specifically saltwater fish. I Love to go hunting  and play football. My favorite sport is paint ball because I like shooting guns and the colors it makes when you hit something. I also love Mexican and Chinese food.

I go on a lot of vacations, like this summer when I went on a cruise to the Florida Keys and Cozumel, Mexico. I also went to California to see the redwoods. I also just got back from the Lake of the Ozarks. This weekend I'm going hunting by Jefferson City.For Halloween I'm going to sit on my front porch in a costume perfectly still with candy in my hands and scare little kids when they take candy.

I've usually had a pretty good experience with computers. I really enjoy this class because I've learned a lot of new things and they are very helpful. One bad experience I've had with computers is when my laptop deleted everything I had ever worked on. A good experience I've had with computers is that I can type faster than I write so they help with writing essays.I really like this class and I hope we learn a lot more about computers.

Sincerely,

Tyler Gastreich

The Note

I know it was you who framed me for the bank robbery. I wasn't even in the state until it happened. I can't believe that you got my finger prints off my phone and put them all over the bank safe. That was the only proof that the police had but it was enough to make the arrest and send me to jail for 25 years. Back to what I was saying earlier, I paid someone put a bomb in the police department that will blow a hole in the my cell wall so I can escape. I know i really shouldn't be telling you this since you are a police officer but I just need you to get everyone out of the police department so no one gets hurt.

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Intro

My name is Tyler Gastreich. I will be using this blog for second quarter 2013.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Derp Dragon

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 There once was a derp dragon named Bob. He liked to eat plants but he wanted to try something else. So he walked up to a man and ate him. He liked the taste of man and started terrorizing towns and eating people. Then a group of dragon hunters came in and killed the dragon.